FINALLY!

After a dreadfully long time we have finally located Pocket Obi-Wan Light-saber  now at long last he can be a true Jedi again.

Wolf vs. Pocket Obi-Wan

It was a intense and dangerous battle between the Sith Lord Wolf-Hat which resulted in some intense bruises and wounds, but of course Pocket Obi-Wan reigned victorious since Siths are his specialty. I personally had been knocked out during the battle and wasn't much use but when i came to Dark Lord Wolf-Hat was being arrested and Pocket Obi-Wan was addressing his wounds. He forgave me for fighting so poorly (it's not really my thing). Afterwards we went to his favourite diner and celebrated on his job well done one Sith done more to go, we won't stop until they are all defeated.

Ermahgerd 6 Pageviews

ERMAHGERD 6 PAGEVIEWS! Thank you randoms who actually somehow look at my blog May the Force be with you all! Pocket Obi-Wan is flattered that all of you want to learn about the happenings and whatsgoingons in his life, truly flattered.  Even though half of the viewers probably don't speak English and have no idea what I'm saying thanks Guyz!!! Maybe 6 page views isn't too much to be excited about, but i am as a proud Star Wars fan (the Prequels AND Originals) Pocket Obi-Wan and I are over the moon with pride. May the Force be with you always!

What's a Conscience?

Pocket Obi-Wan decided his new job was to be a conscience for my rebellious sister, to help her learn right from wrong, good from bad, nachos from burritos. At first the rebel accepted this due to being a Star Wars fangirl but as time wore on (30 seconds) she got agitated and threw Pocket Obi-Wan from her shoulder into my hands  while he cried manly tears that were totally manly i comforted him and convinced him to rethink the conscience job, he begrudgingly resigned as the rebel's conscience. He now makes his own decisions for only himself and feels free.

McPocket Obi-Wan

The other day my kind (le cough not really) sister bought me a Happy Meal and Pocket Obi-Wan decided that he was going to make it his vacation home for holidays away from home, sadly had to tell him that it was extremely greasy and gross and he was not allowed to live in the gross box plus it wouldn't fit an Xbox 360. He was fine with chucking it out after he realized the console couldn't fit. Not-So-Happy-Meal. I promised him he could get a new lightsaber he didn't ask for another vacation home he agreed but i tricked hiim and still haven't bought him a new lightsaber.

Sah Hipster!

Pocket Obi-Wan has spent too much time on facebook and tumblr lately instead of attending to his Jedi duties and has gotten into the habit of taking really bad selfies and continuously posting them with stupid song lyrics. I've tried to convince him there is more to life than his social life, well lets just say he threw a tantrum and said to me 'yourr sah not hipster' I honestly didn't understand what he said but after he started to blast that One Direction clunk, I realized it was time for boot camp. So for a week I locked him in his room gave him 3 meals per day and forced him to watch documentaries about slave kids on Tatooine over and over, when the week finished I let him out and he told me that he no longer wanted to be cool and just wanted to be the Jedi he was meant to be, I was proud.

What is Life?

Lately I have been contemplating what I want to do when I am older and out of school, I have been leaning towards Sciences but i am way too lazy, Pocket Obi-Wan believes I'd be able to do anything but he just says that cause he is Pocket Obi-Wan but he is wise as Master Yoda. Oh well there is plenty of time to procrastinate. Pocket Obi-Wan still hasn't Found his lightsaber and doesn't have the supplies to build a new one so he is still in a glum mood, he talks about becoming a bus drivers an alternative to Jedi and I tell him he is cray cray.